Bringing sexy back...

No, I'm not wearing a sexy pair of French knickers, suspenders and fishnets to Camp Lulworth. Rather, my new hoodie arrived this morning. Along with now being person non grata at Bluewater Shopping Centre, I am also sure to be the best-dressed Dev at the meet.


For those of you who cannot imagine a garment made of pure awesome (it was woven from Chuc's hair, dyed using pigment from Stigger's blood and was blessed by Sean Decker on its way out of the factory), here're some pictures of it. Shots of me in it won't be available until Friday...

Sadly, the blonde didn't turn up with the hoodie. Probably just as well as every knows that one girl around fourteen guys makes for all manner of embarrassing attempts to impress, whilst Rhino's horn would probably drop off with the excitement of meeting a lass who doesn't smell of farmyard...




-M.